Humor u igrama

[M.Silenus]

Pazi 'vamo! Ajde sad da čujemo je li vam ostalo nešto smešno iz igara u sećanju!
Pliz, izbegnite dosadna nabrajanja tipa , ta i ta igra ima vrhunski humor, a da ne date bar neki primer.

Dakle, da počnemo:
Armed&Dangerous
Messenger: I am the King's messenger, Sparks. What is it you want?
Rome: We have some demands for the King.
Messenger: Sorry, you're going to have to speak up. I'm a little hard of hearing. Now you're saying you're offering some Lamaze classes for the King?
Rome: No, no, *demands* for the King!
Messenger: Allright, well tell me what you want and I'll relay the information.
[kasnije, kod kralja]
Messenger: Your highness.
King Forge: What is it they want?
Messenger: Thank you, sir, I made it myself.
King: [dere se] What do they want?
Rome: [prethodno] Tell the King, we want to have a talk with him.
Messenger: [kralju] They want to walk with you.
Rome: And that we have his son.
Messenger: [kralju] They have loads of guns so no worries there.
Rome: Tell him we want Lilly back.
Messenger: [kralju] They say they want their willies back.
Rome: I'm starting to like this. Yeah, yeah, and some yummy food and lodging.
Messenger: [kralju] And after that they want a bloody lewd rogering.
King Forge:Messenger Sparks, could you escort me to the battlements please...

[hacker_aca]

Dobra je GTA 3, kad su reklame i talk shows. Npr. :

Zove na radio onaj Tony, teški mafijaški bos, i traži savet šta da radi sa majkom. Kaže:
-Ej, drugar, imam problem.
-Pa dobro, svi mi imamo probleme. Kako se zoveš?
-Nije važno. Imam problem. moja majka me tretira kao malo dijete. Samo: moj mali tony, moj tony.... Šta da radim?
-Pa dobro, gospodine Tony....
-Molim?! Kako ti znaš moje ime?! Jel vi to mene prisluškujete?! Sve ću vas pobit!!

I spusti slušalicu.

[eniac]

meni je dobra fora u Undyingu kad uzmem kosu i crkva se počne rušit, jedan od glavnih biskupa kao da zaziva ime Božije podižući ruke prema nebu kad mu se veliki kamen sruši na glavu

I još jedna kad ubijem Elizabeth pa joj nosim glavu, ona počne nešto da **** a Patrick joj opali šamarčinu

[Eni]

Fallout 2 ima dosta toga, ali meni se urezala scena: picim kroz pustinju, naletim na satl federacije, sa sve lesevima u star trek:the next generation uniformama okolo....

[Manda]

M.Silenus kaže:

Pazi 'vamo! Ajde sad da čujemo je li vam ostalo nešto smešno iz igara u sećanju!
Pliz, izbegnite dosadna nabrajanja tipa , ta i ta igra ima vrhunski humor, a da ne date bar neki primer.

Dakle, da počnemo:
Armed&Dangerous
Messenger: I am the King's messenger, Sparks. What is it you want?
Rome: We have some demands for the King.
Messenger: Sorry, you're going to have to speak up. I'm a little hard of hearing. Now you're saying you're offering some Lamaze classes for the King?
Rome: No, no, *demands* for the King!
Messenger: Allright, well tell me what you want and I'll relay the information.
[kasnije, kod kralja]
Messenger: Your highness.
King Forge: What is it they want?
Messenger: Thank you, sir, I made it myself.
King: [dere se] What do they want?
Rome: [prethodno] Tell the King, we want to have a talk with him.
Messenger: [kralju] They want to walk with you.
Rome: And that we have his son.
Messenger: [kralju] They have loads of guns so no worries there.
Rome: Tell him we want Lilly back.
Messenger: [kralju] They say they want their willies back.
Rome: I'm starting to like this. Yeah, yeah, and some yummy food and lodging.
Messenger: [kralju] And after that they want a bloody lewd rogering.
King Forge:Messenger Sparks, could you escort me to the battlements please...

Jel znas ono kad hipnotisu ona dva vojnika (pri pocetku igre)? Ako imas tekst obavezno ga nabaci...

[M.Silenus]

Rexus: [koristi Jedi trik] You don't need to see our papers.
Guards: [pod Rexussovom kontrolom] We don't need to see your papers.
Rexus: You're um... you're um...
Guards: [pod Rexussovom kontrolom] We're um... we're um...
Rexus: Quick! What should I say to them? I'm running out of power!
Guards: [pod Rexussovom kontrolom] Quick, what should he say to us? He's running out of power.
Q: Tell them they're both teapots!
Jonesy: No, Scottish miners!
Rome: Look, just tell 'em we're not the ones they're looking for.
Rexus: Wait, I got it! You're both... *French*!
Guards: [sa francuskim naglaskom] We surrender![i pobegnu]

Dobra je i fora sa poljubcem:
Guard: All right, give me da kees!
Rexus: What?
Guard: Give me da kees, give me da kees or your friends are dead!
Rexus:[Romanu] What the hell is this man talking about? Give him a kiss?
Rome: I don't know but you'd better do something quick.
Guard: Give me da kees , now!
Rexus skače stražaru u lice, i daje mu jedan strasan poljubac.
Družina se iza lupa po čelima.
Stražar baca Rexa na zemlju.
Guard: What the f*ck are you doing?! That's it , you are all dead!
Rex: Wait, wait... It's been a long time since I kissed a man , I can do better!
Guard: Keys , you moron, I said , give the ke-e-e-eys!
Q:[udara stažara i obraća se Rexu]: Sorry , our mistake!

[drgonzo]

daj baci jos koji fazon iz Armed and Dangerous, verovatno najduhovitije igre ikad. Zao mi je sto vise nemam snimljene pozicije pa ne mogu da opet odgledam te lude filmove izmedju misija i smejem se kao ludak

[M.Silenus]

I ne trebaju ti, samo u opcijama , odeljak CODES ( ili nešto takvo, ne sećam se tačno ), upišeš AMATINEE i gledaš do mile volje.

evo ovoga
Rome: [posmatra Rexa] He's freezing, we gotta warm him up or he'll die.
Q: No problem, here's a little trick I learned back in Khalios during the Lime-Dixon War.
Rome: Good idea, mate.
Jonesy: What?
Rome: I've seen this done before. He'll split open the dead beast's stomach and then stick Rexus amongst the warm entrails. Should keep him warm for at least a day.
Jonesy: Right, I'll be off here vomiting.
Q: No, that's not necessary. Just, stick 'em in there!
[Q zabija Rexa u anus veeelikog dinosaurusa. Životinja, koja je do malo pre spavala, vrišti i trči po okolini sa Rexom u zadnjici, koji takođe vrišti]
Q: Ahh, works better when they're dead.[i ispija šoljicu čaja]

Evo nečega iz MDK2 ( skraćena verzija )
Kurt Hectic:[pojavljuje se u gaćama] (panično) Ah, they got the suit! We are all doomed! ( mnogo smirenije ) Can I go now?

[Magneto]

Jedinice u Starcraftu i Warcraftu (III i FT) imaju odlične humorističke opaske. Kada im dosadite selektujući ih 5-6 puta počinju sa duhovitošću. Posebno su zanimljivi odgovori undead jedinica.

[Nillaith]

Magneto kaže:

Jedinice u Starcraftu i Warcraftu (III i FT) imaju odlične humorističke opaske. Kada im dosadite selektujući ih 5-6 puta počinju sa duhovitošću. Posebno su zanimljivi odgovori undead jedinica.

Dread Lord: If I've got wings, why am I always walking? (to se i ja pitam..)
Dread Lord: I'm DREAD Lord, not a Drug Lord.
Demon Hunter: I'm blind, not deaf!

Broken Sword igre imaju savrsen humor... prvo sto mi pada na pamet:

George Stobbart: I'm being sarcastic.
Cova sa farbom: I'm being indifferent.

[Jack Sparrow]

Health Pipe my ass .... jedna rec Postal II

[Shadowfax]

evo jedna iz freedom force-a(ne secam se tachno)
pricaju sorceress i man-o-robot i ona mu kaze:
"Would you like to go out with me for a drink...oil can,perhaps??

[Nash Knight]

Iz 'Day of the Tentacle', najbolje i najduhovitije P&C avanture ikad:

<Putuju kroz vreme (u poljskim WC-ima), onako sve ljubicasto i istripovano>
Hogie: -What is this??
Cura (zaboravih joj ime): -This must be that Woodstock place mom and dad are always talking about.

[M.Silenus]

Sam: Is there anything else you can tell us about your escaped bigfoot?
Burl Kushman: He's our bifoot, he's escaped, he's menace to society.What more could you possibly need to know?
Max: He's right Sam.I don't think my colossal head could retain any more knowledge.

Sam: Holy Cripes on Toast!
Max: Nothing personal, but you're the ugliest thing we've ever seen.
Sam: Well, there was that computer game developer's conference...
Radnik u Lost & Found : Have you lost something?
Sam: I lost a whole bunch of neat junk! You must have been gifted with psychic powers to make up for obvious physical shortcomings.
Max: Bad deal.
...
Sam: I still can't get over your incredibile grotesqueness..

[Nash Knight]

Da da, S&M, skoro sam zaboravio na tu igru. Evo jos jednog, sa pocetka igre:

<posto su 'deaktivirali' bombu bacivsi je kroz prozor>
Sam: -Well, I hope there was nobody in that bus...
Max: -Or at least nobody we know....


Btw, Sam&Max je radjen po istoimenom stripu koji je (verovali ili ne) mnoooogo bolji od igre

[holodoc]

Nije da nešto volim preterano GTA ali svaka čast onome ko je smišljao fore za onaj "kaubojski" radio u San Andreasu. Bolje fore nisam čuo skoro iako su kaubojske

[Night Hawk]

Ili u Vice City kada Tommy treba u jednoj misiji da pobije Haicane koji imaju na krovu snajperistu ....
Komentar : They have cowardly sniper ]

U igri ocrnise Kubance i Haicane kao najvece smrdljivce a sebe kao najvece "lozane" ....

[Nillaith]

Klinac iz Broken Sword 1: "What good is Picasso if you can't bounce it off a wall?"

ehehee

[GakunGak]

Jack Sparrow kaže:

Health Pipe my ass .... jedna rec Postal II

I know this stuff is bad, but I feel greta.
Postal 2 Share the Pain Rulez!!!

[Surovi]

jao u baldurs gate 1 u porpuno levom nekom sidequestu uzmete neke recimo leather pantalones(ne znam da li su kozne ne secam se)
onda u dvojci nadjete isto tako potpuno nebitno recimo golden pantalones, i onda ne secam se ponavljam lupam, valjda to date nekom chichi i dobijete MINIGUN i perete...

+grim fandango ceo...
ili heroji kada dojete u recimo witch hut a on kaze u fazonu, vestica je tu ali nece da te primi zato sto ti noge smrde itd...
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