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5.9.2007, 22:05 | #41 |
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Re: 50 "izjava" Homera Simpsona
Moj favorit:
Homer: ''Son, are we going to die?'' Bart: ''Yeah. But at least we'll be taking a lot of inocent people with us.'' Epizoda kad prave monorail (laki metro) kroz Springfild. Poslednja ispravka: VojaM (12.12.2007 u 16:01) |
5.9.2007, 22:55 | #42 |
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Re: 50 "izjava" Homera Simpsona
Meni je najbolja ona..
"Uvek sam se pitao da li bog postoji, sada znam da postoji. I to sam ja" Pitam se koliko ljudi samo smislja sve te izjave.. Mada definitivno zaostaju za south park humorom |
6.9.2007, 0:03 | #43 |
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Re: 50 "izjava" Homera Simpsona
Pa sad zaostaju...sve je stvar ukusa...Simpsonovi su mnogo rafiniraniji po tom pitanju, South Park je ogoljen do koske...ok su mi i jedni i drugi, samo nisu bas uporedivi...jedno je relativno blaga i humorom protkana satira, a jedno je urnebesna farsa...sta ko vise voli...
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6.9.2007, 1:30 | #44 |
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Re: 50 "izjava" Homera Simpsona
ma mislim da ko voli jedno da voli i drugo.. po meni su isti samo sto su simpsonovi kulturniji (ako se tako moze reci) i to je sve.. a u principu imaju dosta slican ili gotovo isti smisao za humor
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6.9.2007, 12:59 | #45 |
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Re: 50 "izjava" Homera Simpsona
South Park je maksimalno neposredan i maksimalno bezobrazan u svojoj nameri da ismeje sve izvitoperene, ili u najmanju ruku negativne manifestacije u društvu i zato je jedinstven. Zato je fenomenalan. Danas se na taj način najbolje može skrenuti pažnja (naravno, ljudima kojima su koliko-toliko otvorene svesti) na to kakvim smo sve trešom, licemerjem, idolima, pohlepom i zatupljenošću okruženi.
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6.9.2007, 13:11 | #46 |
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Re: 50 "izjava" Homera Simpsona
Ubedljivo,ali stvarno meni najjaca fora iz Simpsona...
Homer na detektoru lazi,u epizodi kad gostuju Molder i Skali.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJkpyQDL4jc |
6.9.2007, 23:13 | #47 |
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Jedna od mojih omiljenih: click here
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6.9.2007, 23:36 | #48 | |
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6.9.2007, 23:48 | #49 |
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The Best of Homer Simpson
fali dosta toga ali vredi pogledat |
8.9.2007, 14:54 | #51 |
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Homer ljkra LoL
jednom dodje Lisa i kaze "familijo ja postajem Budista" a on ce "OK no more chat rooms for you" |
8.9.2007, 15:56 | #52 |
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Re: 50 "izjava" Homera Simpsona
Nisam video da je jonathan napisao josh jednu legendarnu izjavu:
"For me, sixties ended that day in 1978." |
17.9.2007, 18:26 | #53 |
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E, pošto mi nije dozvoljena nova tema ovde ću postovati nekoliko izjava mog omiljenog lika Montgomeri Bernsa. (izuzimajući Homera, naravno).
Mr Burns Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble. Smithers, take off my belt. Smithers: With pleasure, sir! Well, that's odd ... I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers - have him beaten to a pulp. I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant. What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Mr.Burns: (To Homer)One more thing...You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon! Smithers: Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment. Mr.Burns: And the road maps, and the driving gloves?! Smithers: Yes, sir. Mr.Burns:Then its all falling into place! Smithers there's a rocket in my pocket. Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet? Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that. Is it wrong if I cheat to win a million-dollar bet? Smithers: No, sir. Who would you like killed? Just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll 'oink' for more every time. Mr. Burns: You're fired. Marge: You can't fire me just because I'm married. I'm gonna sue the pants off of you. Mr. Burns: You don't have to sue me to get my pants off. Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a five percent pay cut! I'm looking for something in an attack dog. One who likes the sweet gamey tang of human flesh. Hmmm, why here's the fellow ... Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks. Reminds me of me. Mr. Burns: So, Smithers, what are you doing this weekend. Something gay, I expect? Smithers: What?!! Mr. Burns: You know, light and fancy free! Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town! Smithers: Oh! Of course. Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! This house has quite a long and colorful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials. Bad corpse! Stop ... scaring ... Smithers! |
17.9.2007, 18:27 | #54 |
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...nastavak
A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green blow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
Look at them, Smithers. Goldbrickers.... Layabouts.... Slug-a-beds! Little do they realise their days of suckling at my teat are numbered. Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir. What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say? Smithers: If you did it, sir? [Stone flies through Mr. Burns' office window] Look Smithers, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction. Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons. Ah, Monday morning. Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hungover drones. |
17.9.2007, 21:05 | #55 |
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Re: 50 "izjava" Homera Simpsona
Najache mi je iz The Simpsons filma ove dve:
1.Stand back, i have chainsaw:baaaambbambbammbbaaaambaam... 2.Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever spiderpig does, can he swing on the web? No he can't he's a pig, lookout he's a spider pig |
17.9.2007, 22:33 | #56 |
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Evo ga!
NEW!! The Simpsons Movie Trailer #4 (Chainsaw) EDIT: Nema više klipa. A i sinoć sam se mučio dok sam našao scenu gde Homer bičuje one pse. Izgleda da se ovi iz 20th Century Fox ljute više nego što bi trebalo... Poslednja ispravka: hacker_aca (18.9.2007 u 20:13) Razlog: EDIT: |
15.10.2007, 22:59 | #57 |
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Re: 50 "izjava" Homera Simpsona
South park ima onaj kako bismo rekli SIROVI HUMOR i nista van toga. Ne kazem ja da je to los crtani stavise obozavam ga. Ali u SIMPSONOVIMA ima pored sirovog humora i onog humora za koji je potrebno malo "povezivanja stvari" da bi se shvatio i da bi se covek tome nasmejao.
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15.10.2007, 23:03 | #58 |
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Re: 50 "izjava" Homera Simpsona
Meni je najjace kada ga otkriju da je bacio onaj silos sa go*nima, pa kada se posle pojavi onaj predsednik za zastitu okoline na onom velikom ekranu na staklu i stane da otkriva pojedinosti o ovoj nesreci. Homer se udalji jedan korak u stranu od svinje i pridje porodice i sapatom im kaze: "Act natural."
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16.10.2007, 1:01 | #59 |
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Re: 50 "izjava" Homera Simpsona
Kad već pominješ Homera i silos još smešnije je kad ga Mardž pita kako je svinja napunila ceo silos za nekoliko dana a Homer kaže: Aaaaa, i ja sam mu malo pomogao.
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13.11.2007, 20:21 | #60 |
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Re: 50 "izjava" Homera Simpsona
Vidi, Mardz, u Megi su otpale mlecne noge
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