Sve što niste znali o Čaku Norisu...

[Stojadin]

Jednom je Chuck Norris posetio Devicanska ostrva. Sada su samo Ostrva.
Chuck norris ne nateze kad s3re. ***** samo izlazi od straha.

[zone2403]

Novac nije resenje za sve probleme, Cak Noris jeste!

[Iilija64]

Chuck Norrisa je prebio Bruce Lee
Eto vam ga na

[Stojadin]

Iilija64 kaže:

Chuck Norrisa je prebio Bruce Lee
Eto vam ga na

Pa on je to namerno uradio jer je tako dokazao da moze sve , cak i da bude porazen.

[zone2403]

Iilija64 kaže:

Chuck Norrisa je prebio Bruce Lee
Eto vam ga na

Caka Norisa je prebio Brus Li, ali on vise nije ziv!

Naravoucenije: Niko ne bije caka Norisa i prezivi da prica o tome!

[Gordon Freeman]

Sta je hrabrost???

Spoiler za Odgovor:

Kada se is**es na prag kuce Chuck Norrisa.
Pozvonis na zvono i zatrazis toalet papir!!!

[M1los]

Gordon Freeman kaže:

Sta je hrabrost???

Spoiler za Odgovor:

Kada se is**es na prag kuce Chuck Norrisa.
Pozvonis na zvono i zatrazis toalet papir!!!

To nije hrabrost. To je suicid

[WhenDarknessFalls]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

[Red Dragon]

Red Dragon kaže:

Da su Blizzardovci, znali, oni bi ubacili Heroja Norrisa sa sve skillovima:

Chuck Norris Mae Geri - leg kick. Opponent losose half of his health, and opponents near him are stunned for 30 minutes.
Chuck Norris Mavashi Geri - leg kick. If this attack kills opponent, Chuck Norris's health and mana are instantly refreshed.
My name is Norris... Chuck Norris - AoE. All opponents with lower level than Chuck Norris (that means everybody, folks) run away in fear, and cannot attack Chuck Norris for 10 minutes.
Norris disguise - Chuck Norris removes his hat, and opponents, although know they that he is Chuck Norris, pretend that Chuck Norris is one of them.
Noris Rage - Chuck Norris transform into God of Anger. Armor invunerable, 67x greater speed (simply, you can't see him), damage reflects 4x on opponents.When he transforms, he cannot return to normal state. AoE - opponents who (lucky them) escape, start screaming like little girls, reducing their armor to -99
Chuck Norris Badge - Passive ability. Immunity to enemy's magic and piercing...and slashing.

a evo vam dokaz za mae geri:



...ako niste znali, ovaj toalet kupuje Chuck u supermarketu:




-Chuck Norris ne zna za ovaj sajt , inace bi obrisao internet!
-Chuck Norris moze da obrise Recycle Bin!
-Wilt Chamberlin tvrdi da je spavao sa 20,000 zena u svom zivotu. Chuck Norris to zove "Dosadni Utorak"!
-Čak Noris vozi Yuga! Dva! Kao rošule!
-Chuck Norris se 2 puta malkice iznervirao u zivotu.
Istoricari to zovu I Svetski Rat i II Svetski Rat!
-Pre neki dan kobra je ujela Chucka Norrisa za nogu. Posle nekoliko dana neizdrzljivog bola i patnje,kobra je umrla!
-U antickoj Kini je postojala legenda: Zmaj ce roditi covjeka koji ce odrasti i pobediti zlo na svetu.
Taj covek nije Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris je ubio tog coveka!
-Kada se Brus Bener naljuti on postane Hulk, a kada se Hulk naljuti on postane Chuck Norris!




dokaz da se i Google plasi Chuck Norrisa

[Gordon Freeman]

Ljudi dosao sam do zastrasujuceg saznanja , Chuck Norris je upotebio svoje psihicke sposobnosti da izmanipulise jednim clanom ovog foruma kako bi ovaj napravio ovu temu i namamio nas u ovu zamku. Da taj clan je millancche , no nemojte ga kriviti nije znao sta radi.

Chuck dolazi uskoro da nas ...
tako da bolje da

Spoiler za @ millancche:

Mala sala , nadam se da se ne ljutis!

[sasha vukelic]

pa taj chuck sto ga hvalite i nije bas toliko jak:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1Y...eature=related

[Iilija64]

sasha vukelic kaže:

pa taj chuck sto ga hvalite i nije bas toliko jak:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1Y...eature=related

upravo o tome sam govorio.
Bruce Lee je najveći

[Gordon Freeman]

Iilija64 kaže:

upravo o tome sam govorio.
Bruce Lee je najveći

Steven Seagal bi ih zajedno bio i to pod uslovom da ga Jackie Chan i Jean Claude van Dam zagovaraju sa strane!

@ sasha vukelic

Kako nije jak si primetio kojom brzinom udara ,potpuno pravilno ,a u svakom trenutku ima maksimalnu ravnotezu. Nije on dzaba bio svetski prvak u karateu 10-ak puta.

[next]

Red Dragon kaže:

-Chuck Norris moze da obrise Recycle Bin!

Zapravo to mmoze svako....

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Chuck Norris beat Halo 2 on Legendary using only the strafe buttons and flashlight.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.


Meni najjacha: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[Highlander]

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Ovo je najjače!

[Borowatz]

Iilija64 kaže:

Chuck Norrisa je prebio Bruce Lee
Eto vam ga na

Čak Noris Je jednom prebio Bruce Lee-ja, kada ga je udario, podelio ga je na 2 dela. Od tih delova su nastali Jet Li i Džeki Čen.

[evanghelion]

Chuck Norris game. Ubijate ninje, cupate im srca i igrate fudbal s njihovim mozgovima.

[Pretender]

Čoveče, kakva umobolna igra...

Inače cepam se čitajući ovu temu već neko vreme ^^

Btw, znate li da su Chuck Norris i Supermen jednom obarali ruku? Onaj ko izgubi je morao da nosi gaće preko pantalona od tada

[Red Dragon]

Ne znam da li je ovo bilo, ali umro sam do smeha kad sam ovo procitao:

-Kako su nastale Nindza Kornjache? Jednom je Chuck Norris pojeo 4 jajeta Zelene Kornjache! Posle 20 godina je is*ao 4 kornjache visoke 190 sa crnim pojasom u karateu!

-Chuck Norris je naucio da vozi sve osim aviona, to je znao od pre!!!!

-Chuck Norrisu radi Crysis!

-Razlog zasto novorodjencad placu je to da su upravo shvatili da ulaze u svet u kojem je Chuck Norris.

-U originalnom scenariju "Gospodara prstenova" Chuck Norris je trebao glumiti Froda Bagginsa. Scenarij je bio samo 5 stranica dug jer je Walker već na polovini prvog poglavlja opalio Sauronu kružni udarac

-Sva deca nose pidzamu sa likom Supermena.... Supemen nosi pidzamu sa likom Chuck Norris-a....

-Zirafe su nastale kada je Chuck Norris sutnuo konja u bradu.

-Ima ukus piletine,lici na piletinu,i mirise kao piletina. Ali ako Chuck Norris kaze da je to govedina,onda je to govedina.

[Guterill]

sasha vukelic kaže:

pa taj chuck sto ga hvalite i nije bas toliko jak:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1Y...eature=related

Pa to je film.Da je bilo pravo tepanje...pa sad

Iilija64 kaže:

upravo o tome sam govorio.
Bruce Lee je najveći

Pa on je konbinovao tehnike.I ja sam trenirao karate 6 godina i stigao do plavog pojasa, al odustavo- jednostavno karate i nije neka vestina za odbranu i bijenje.Ono ti mozes nekog da izmlatis sa crnim pojasom al to nije to!

Brus Lee