Lupi glupost i uđi u istoriju

[nika100]

Trazio sam izvale po internetu i ovo sam nasao na raznim domacim i stranim (kakvi jos postoje ?) sajtovima:

Fredi Miler(slovenački poznati pevač):
-Kome se moja muzika ne svidja nek se okrene za 360 stepeni i ode od mene.
Djani ( folk pevac):
-Ja sam veran muž, ženu sam prevario samo dva, tri puta!
Nedeljko Bajić Baja:
-Obožavam žene i uživam u seksu, isključivo u njihovom prisustvu.
Dragana Mirkovic:
-Znam fabulu radnje!
Djole Djogani, svojoj ex kaze:
-Sladjo, neki ANSWER te zove

Da li ste videli nase misice kako pametno odgovaraju na pitanja o Tesli?
"Tesla je jos 1896 imao nacrte za svemirski brod, a 1899 je stupio u kontakt sa vanzemaljskom inteligencijom"
ili:
"Neki od Teslinih najvaznijih izuma su: vremeplov, bezicno prenosenje radio signala (!!)..."

“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” - Mick Jagger

“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” — Michael Jackson

“I'm using my brain for the first time in a long time.“ - Victoria Beckham

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” - Yogi Berra

“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” — Jessica Simpson

'If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.' - Dan Quayle

'The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.' - Bob Dole

'Life is very important to Americans.' - Bob Dole

We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees - Jason Kidd

I can do anything as long as I don't have to speak - Linda Evangelista

If I could read a book, I'd defintely read one of yours. - Paris Hilton

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa. - Britney Spears

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman - Arnold Swartzanegger

I wont get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day - Linda Evangelista

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. - Paris Hilton - December 2003

Smoking kills. If you're not killed, you've lost an important part of your life. - Brooke Sheilds (age 15)

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield

Physics is the universe's operating system. (Steven R Garman)

[mciggzy]

pa plazma je jonizovan gas, sa viskom elektrona, pa je i ovo tako kao puno energije (bla bla http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_(physics)
ne volim plazmu svakako

@LW

pa sto mi juce ne rece da u stvari mrzis soko stark

[LoneWolf]

mciggzy kaže:

pa plazma je jonizovan gas, sa viskom elektrona, pa je i ovo tako kao puno energije (bla bla http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_(physics)
ne volim plazmu svakako

@LW

pa sto mi juce ne rece da u stvari mrzis soko stark

Ma ne mrzim soko stark,nego mi nije bilo jasno ovo sa nazivima proizvoda.

[VojaM]

mciggzy kaže:

pa plazma je jonizovan gas, sa viskom elektrona, pa je i ovo tako kao puno energije bla bla

Plazma znači još nekoliko drugih stvari. Uopšte ne mora biti da je objašnjenje to koje si napisao... a sasvim je moguće da i nema pravog objašnjenja - nekom se to ime svidelo.

Marketing ti je čudna zverka, tu uopšte ne mora da bude neke logike. Ako ime "na prvu loptu" na nešto asocira kupce, i ako to na šta asocira pogoduje plasmanu proizvoda, biće izabrano takvo ime ma koliko glupo i nelogično izgledalo.

[Wolverine]

anqe1ki11er kaže:

Nemas pojma, bluetooth je dobio ime po Eriku plavozubom, prvom vikinskom vladaru koji je ujedinio sve tadasnje vikinske drzave. Bluetooth spaja ljude kao sto je Erik to ucinio.

Killeru ti i Ezenkiel udjoste u istoriju. Lupili ste.

Origin of the name and the logo

Bluetooth(veza) was named after a late tenth century king, Harald Bluetooth King of Denmark and Norway. He is known for his unification of previously warring tribes from Denmark (including now Swedish Scania, where the Bluetooth technology was invented), and Norway. Bluetooth likewise was intended to unify different technologies, such as computers and mobile phones.

The name may have been inspired less by the historical Harald than the loose interpretation of him in The Long Ships by Frans Gunnar Bengtsson, a Swedish Viking-inspired novel.

The Bluetooth logo merges the Nordic runes analogous to the modern Latin H and B: hagall and bjarkan from the Younger Futhark runes forming a bind rune.

Point is ne zove se svaki Viking Eric.

[phoenix[illusion]]

Ovoga sam se setio, velika greska u srpskom jeziku

Eurokrem - naziv takovskog kakao krema, u Srbiji se sada za svaki kakao krem kaze Eurokrem

[LoneWolf]

phoenix[illusion] kaže:

Ovoga sam se setio, velika greska u srpskom jeziku

Eurokrem - naziv takovskog kakao krema, u Srbiji se sada za svaki kakao krem kaze Eurokrem

To nije (velika) greska,ali tehnicki i lingvisticki ipak jeste.
To je veliki problem moderne lingvistike,gdje se brendovi povezuju sa proizvodom
(vecina ljudi ne kaze ni pasta za zube nego kaladont, a Kaladont je brend zubne paste koji se proslavio na ovim prostorima).

Ljudi (lingvisti) pokusavaju da prosire svijest o ovoj pojavi,ali je previse ustaljena kod nas na Balkanu.

[player1]

A kako je nastala rec frizider?

[freeminder]

Wikipedia

Frigidaire is a major US appliance company owned by Electrolux.

Frigidaire was founded as the Guardian Frigerator Company in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, and developed the first self-contained refrigerator (invented by Nathaniel B. Wales and Alfred Mellowes) in 1916. In 1918 William C. Durant, a founder of General Motors, personally invested in the company, and in 1919 it adopted the name Frigidaire.[1] From 1919 to 1980 the company was owned by General Motors. During that period it was first a subsidiary of Delco-Light, and was later an independent division, based in Dayton, Ohio. In 1979 it was acquired by White Consolidated Industries which also owned Westinghouse appliances. Since 1986 it has been a unit of Electrolux.

[LoneWolf]

Lupi glupost i udji u istoriju

Najveca glupost danasnjice je turbofolk.
Konkretan primjer je iz '91 godine,jedan album koji je izasao za tadasnji Jugodisk.
"Cale" je svojoj cerkici uplatio album i dao joj da pjeva.
Djevojka je otpjevala hit "Morfin,hasis i marihuana" i usla u istoriju.

Text (mozda nije po redu,jbg davno bijese) :

U lose sam drustvo zalutala,
sta je droga dosad nisam znala,
a sad svima savjetovat' mogu
tesko onom ko uziva drogu

Morfin,hasis i marihuana,
druga droga znana i neznana,
pokazuju svoje pravo lice,
drogerasi su samoubice...

Kokaine,zlo ovoga vijeka,
opasnost si za svakog covjeka,
zato svima savjetovat' mogu,
drogerasi napustite drogu.

TOTAL RETARDATION.
Imate i http://www.zafrkancije.co.yu/poezija/turbofolk.htm pa lagano.

[4th Dimension]

Pa dobro makar ta ima pozitivnu poruku umjesto klasične današnje:

Biću tvoja sponzoruša,
samo mi platiiiiiiiiii
plati pa se klatiiiii
Možeš biti drogeraš luuuuuuuudddd
ali ako merdžom prođeš tuuuuuuuuddd
bićeš mi strašno kuuuuuuuuuuuulllllll

itd. itd.

I onda se omladina na to ugeda. I onda se još pitamo zašto država propada.

[CrowN]

phoenix[illusion] kaže:

Eurokrem - naziv takovskog kakao krema, u Srbiji se sada za svaki kakao krem kaze Eurokrem

To je ustvari proizvod koji definiše celu vrstu proizvoda, odnosno proizvod čije ime predstavlja generičko ime za ceo segment sličnih proizvoda. Nije jedini prmer, ima ih jos, recimo aspirin, žilet, džip, smoki, imalin...

[4th Dimension]

I recimo digitron. Što je u stvari ime firme koja je proizvodila prenocive kalkulatore.

[Alek92]

"Filozofi su ranije pokusali da objasne svet. Nas zadatak je da ga promenimo."
Karl Marks

Nas zadatak je da ga poboljsamo!

[NjegovaWisost]

VojaM kaže:

Plazma znači još nekoliko drugih stvari. Uopšte ne mora biti da je objašnjenje to koje si napisao... a sasvim je moguće da i nema pravog objašnjenja - nekom se to ime svidelo.

Marketing ti je čudna zverka, tu uopšte ne mora da bude neke logike. Ako ime "na prvu loptu" na nešto asocira kupce, i ako to na šta asocira pogoduje plasmanu proizvoda, biće izabrano takvo ime ma koliko glupo i nelogično izgledalo.

A ima i plazma keks...

još jedna stvar uzrokovana predominacijom jednog proizvođača: moj djed je za svaki kamion govorio FAP

[todos]

LoneWolf kaže:

To nije (velika) greska,ali tehnicki i lingvisticki ipak jeste.
To je veliki problem moderne lingvistike,gdje se brendovi povezuju sa proizvodom
(vecina ljudi ne kaze ni pasta za zube nego kaladont, a Kaladont je brend zubne paste koji se proslavio na ovim prostorima).

Ljudi (lingvisti) pokusavaju da prosire svijest o ovoj pojavi,ali je previse ustaljena kod nas na Balkanu.

Ljudi taj proizvod prepoznaju po tom imenu.Usvoje i zapamte tako.
Evo primer kod mene.U kupatilo cesma nad kadom sa rucicom ima vrucu vodu na levu stranu,dok cesma u kuhinji ista sa rucicom ima vrucu vodu na desnoj strani.Samo zamislite koliko sam se puta refleksno opekao.Tako i ti proizvodi dobiju svoj "nadimak" po kome se prepoznaju.

[Alek92]

znas... razlog za to moze da bude jedino u tome sto je neko, tj. onaj koji je postavlja dovodne cevi, pogresio i pobrkao ih pa te sad to povredjuje...

[evanghelion]

Bil Gejts i jos jedna glupa izjava.


At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon".

In response to Bill Gate's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. For some reason you would simply accept this.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Apple would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
11. New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size.
12. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.
13. The U.S. government would get subsidies from an automaker - a first.
14. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
15. You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought Car 95 or CarNT - but then you would have to buy more seats.
16. People would get excited about the new features of Microsoft cars, forgetting that the same features had been available from other carmakers for years.

[hacker_aca]

Još nešto što mi je palo na pamet:

Svi su čuli za program mIRC. I svi kažu:"Hoćeš li biti velečeras na mircu?" što je ipak greška, ima mnogo drugih IRC programa koji rade isto kao i mIRC.

Comparison of Internet Relay Chat clients

[todos]

evanghelion kaže:

Bil Gejts i jos jedna glupa izjava.


At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon".

In response to Bill Gate's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. For some reason you would simply accept this.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Apple would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
11. New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size.
12. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.
13. The U.S. government would get subsidies from an automaker - a first.
14. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
15. You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought Car 95 or CarNT - but then you would have to buy more seats.
16. People would get excited about the new features of Microsoft cars, forgetting that the same features had been available from other carmakers for years.

Sad kao svi znate engleski...Ja bar priznajem da sam kopirao ove recenice i koristio program za prevodjenje, i uz mnogo muka dosao sam do nekih rezultata