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14.4.2009, 10:08 | #21 |
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29.4.2009, 10:35 | #22 |
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Znate li da ukoliko niste dobri linux može i da se naljuti? Pa čak i da vas izvređa? Recimo, ukoliko je tako podešen (man sudoers za detalje), prilikom unosa pogrešne lozinke dobićete neku od ledećih poruka:
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3.5.2009, 19:54 | #23 | |
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Re: Linux humor
Citat:
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Linux Kernel is not in any way related to the army rank called ‘Colonel’. (hehe) |
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4.5.2009, 12:54 | #24 |
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Re: Linux humor
Hehe, upravo sam se vratio iz trgovine i u mega marketu sam spazio natpis sudo masina!!! I dok moj cale prolazi pored, ja se bacio u ROFL
Inache ta sudo mashina (san svakog admina) izgleda ovako: |
7.7.2009, 23:46 | #25 |
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Re: Linux humor
Linux: the operating system with a CLUE...
Spoiler za objašnjenje CLUE-a:
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15.7.2009, 2:34 | #27 | |||
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Re: Linux humor
Eh ovako bi bilo da je kojim slučajem Microsoft bio umešan u razvoj Linux-a.
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13.8.2009, 19:24 | #29 |
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Re: Linux humor
Hehe, kad smo vec kod stripova :
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17.8.2009, 14:31 | #30 |
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nisam siguran da li je ova poslednja "legalna" ako nije nek' je izbrishu moderatori....... |
17.8.2009, 15:10 | #31 |
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3.10.2009, 17:09 | #32 |
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8.10.2009, 21:47 | #33 |
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23.10.2009, 19:43 | #34 |
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Re: Linux humor
Ova ide bez komentara
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24.10.2009, 2:01 | #35 |
Basterd...
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Re: Linux humor
Kad smo već kod Lajnusa:
"Software is like sex - it's better when it's free." Linus Torvalds |
24.10.2009, 14:42 | #36 |
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ako je dozvoljeno bilo dobro i sliku okaciti sa tom izrekom...
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27.10.2009, 11:03 | #37 |
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EPIC thread
Question: How do i get rid of linux completely? please please help Answer: Many from the land of Redmond have asked this question, young warrior. What makes you think you can succeed where others have failed? It is a long and arduous journey that you seek. First, you must overthrow the forces of the Army of Redhat on North Carolina State University's Centennial campus. This will be no easy task. This powerful army is known to employee over 2000 brave and talented warriors. For every '.' that you throw at them, they will come back at you with a '\' and a '.'. They will be relentless. This will be no easy task. Their \s and .s will break your bones, and their two-byte words will hurt you. If you survive that thrashing, you must overthrow the all-powerful Linus Torvalds, or as his right-winged political adverseries call him, Linus _Benedict_ Torvalds. You will meet him at the gates of Hel...sinki, Finland, where you must do battle with him. But, beware his evil mistress, who employs the dark art of Karate to take down her victims. Of course you'll have to first overcome his army of marching warrior penguins. I can point you at some footage on them so that you plan your attack. If you should succeed at that task, my brave friend, your journey has just begun, for chopping off the head of Linux does not defeat it's cruel and vengeful parts. You will need help with the ensuing battle. You will need to forge alliances with the likes of mob boss 'Tony' Ballmer and the prince of darkness himself, Ray Ozzie Osbourne. Along the way, you will realize that Lord Torvalds has not built his empire alone. He has built his own alliances along the way, and his allies will try to take you down any way they can. Be wary of Mandrake the Magician and the one known as Captain Murdock. God speed, young warrior. God speed. |
2.12.2009, 19:16 | #38 |
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5.12.2009, 16:37 | #39 |
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-Type cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio to hear the Voice of God.
-Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows. -Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house. -The instruction manual said "Windows 98 or better" - so I installed NetBSD. -Linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste ! -Frustrated Windows users have two choices: Resort throwing computers out of windows Resort throwing windows out of computers EDIT: Ovo je najboolje: -What do you call to a M$ programmer which write code without bugs ? Fired! Poslednja ispravka: Mickie (5.12.2009 u 16:55) |
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Re: Linux humor
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