[GoranSTX]

Znate li da ukoliko niste dobri linux može i da se naljuti? Pa čak i da vas izvređa? Recimo, ukoliko je tako podešen (man sudoers za detalje), prilikom unosa pogrešne lozinke dobićete neku od ledećih poruka:

• Just what do you think you're doing Dave?
• It can only be attributed to human error.
• That's something I cannot allow to happen.
• My mind is going. I can feel it.
• Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly.
• Take a stress pill and think things over.
• This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
• I feel much better now.
• Wrong! You cheating scum!
• No soap, honkie-lips.
• Where did you learn to type?
• Are you on drugs?
• My pet ferret can type better than you!
• You type like i drive.
• Do you think like you type?
• Your mind just hasn't been the same since the electro-shock, has it?
• Maybe if you used more than just two fingers...
• BOB says: You seem to have forgotten your passwd, enter another!
• stty: unknown mode: doofus
• I can't hear you -- I'm using the scrambler.
• The more you drive -- the dumber you get.
• Listen, burrito brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash.
• I've seen penguins that can type better than that.
• Have you considered trying to match wits with a rutabaga?
• You speak an infinite deal of nothing
• You silly, twisted boy you.
• He has fallen in the water!
• We'll all be murdered in our beds!
• You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu
• I don't wish to know that.
• What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?
• You can't get the wood, you know.
• You'll starve!
• ... and it used to be so popular...
• Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage
• Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!
• Have a gorilla...
• There must be cure for it!
• There's a lot of it about, you know.
• You do that again and see what happens...
• Ying Tong Iddle I Po
• Harm can come to a young lad like that!
• And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven.
• Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene.
• You gotta go owwwww!
• I have been called worse.
• It's only your word against mine.
• I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home