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"Men ought either to be indulged or utterly destroyed, for if you merely offend them they take vengeance, but if you injure them greatly they are unable to retaliate, so that the injury done to a man ought to be such that vengeance cannot be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." Film 'Animal House'

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." Dirk Dzentli

"The word 'impossible' is not in my dictionary. In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade' appears to be missing." Dirk Dzentli

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