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- A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

- No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!"

- She then sat back down.

- Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

- Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

- The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

- Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

- Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy." Then she turned to Molly and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

- First, you have a dirty mind.

- Second, you didn't read your homework.

- And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed.