Prikaži potpunu verziju : Chatujte sa Bogom
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Video. Mnogo gotovna stvar.
Johny Atos
9.11.2005, 0:25
Treba da prodje josh neko vreme pre nego shto ce se sa AI moci smisleno poprichati. Ali svidja mi se ideja, mnogo vishe nego ona "041" linija za prichu sa bogom ( beshe otvorili je u Rusiji? ). :)
Iskopirajte text, ukoliko ste chatovali. Ja sam chatovao ali sam zaboravio. Drugi put..
Carl Jonson CJ
9.11.2005, 20:48
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
I want money
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Well...I need it.
God:
Well what? " money"? You need it?
Me:
Yes!
God:
"" money"? You need it? "? Yes!?
Me:
Yes
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
ha ha very funy...
God:
Not really that much. Where do you thinkk interest rates are going to next year? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
What?I want money!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
?
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
OK.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Where is money?
God:
Where it belongs. I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Ok,then give me a...car!
God:
You want only one? Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.
Me:
Ok,two
God:
Are you free? Great.
Me:
Dont do that
God:
" Are you free? Great."? Don't do it?
Me:
Stop it!
God:
Ok I will stop two.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
YOU!!!
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
Well...
God:
That's all. I see.
Me:
Ok,sey you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Tell me more.
Me:
I dont see you,and I must go.
God:
Look harder. Until next time.
Me:
Goodbye
God:
See you later.
Fenomenalno...
Me:
Hi, there God
God:
GOD rules. Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Boban
God:
Glad to see you, Boban.
Me:
Can you read my toats?
God:
Yes if you touch your computer screen right now.
Me:
Well I have touched it, so what I think?
God:
How about that. Where did you get your touched it so what you think? I have a lofty goal.
Me:
Right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
I must aggred with God
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
You would kill me.
God:
Who else would kill you ?
Me:
would or wouldn't
God:
No it would not.
Me:
You would not kill me?
God:
Who else would not kill you ?
Me:
Maybe my mom.
God:
Perhaps. Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
Well you are the God, you should know everything.
God:
Interesting. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
So there is a Polyteisam?
God:
Right on. That is something I did not know before.
Me:
Then I am the God.
God:
Who made you the God ?
Me:
You, right now.
God:
At this moment " Who made you the God ?"? Me, Boban ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
I know how you fell.
God:
How do you know? Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
What if I beleve in you.
God:
Try it.
Me:
Well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
Well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
I Beleve.
God:
That is interesting: Boban said Beleve.
Me:
Ok, that is enought.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Yippee!
Me:
Goodbue.
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
See ya.
God:
See you later, Boban.
sirNemanjapro
28.11.2005, 4:05
Xaxaxaxaxaxa. Probao sam i starasno je. Preporuka svima.:cool:
hacker_aca
2.12.2005, 0:54
Evo kako je meni prošla konverzacija sa Bogom. Malo sam se iskidao. :D :D :D
Me:
goodmorning
God:
I am very pleased to meet you goodmorning.
Me:
how do you do
God:
I am very well, how are you?
Me:
me too thanks
God:
I'm glad we agree, goodmorning.
Me:
my name is not goodmorning
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Aleksandar
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
from what?
God:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
everything
God:
Let's take it step by step. The topic is Aleksandar.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
yeah!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, goodmorning.
Me:
I told you that my name is not goodmorning
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
I told you, god, Aleksandar
God:
I remember you told me god Aleksandar?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I AM ALEKSANDAR!!!
God:
It's good to meet someone who is ALEKSANDAR.
Me:
oh, shit
God:
Dude! What makes you say that?
Me:
you, man
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: goodmorning said I man.
Me:
I am really confused about this
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
listen, I got to go
God:
I am listening to you. Bye for now.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later.
hacker_aca
2.12.2005, 1:01
Evo moj brat navalio da mu postavim njegov razgovor sa Svevišnjim, pa Ga je ostavio bez riječi. :D
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is Andrija
God:
Nice to meet you, Andrija.
Me:
what are you doing here
God:
I am chatting with people online. What are you doing?
Me:
why are you chatting with people?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
really?
Ovde je Svevišnji zakočio :D :D :D
Evo, probao sam... ima par extra fora.. kraj je najjaci.. I josh mi se zahvalio :D Hahhahaha Extra je sve zajedno
... ovde ide uvod i bagovanje...
A sada:
God:
Hi there Luka.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What is your job?
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
Who payed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
oh... ok
God:
OK. Is there an echo in here?
Me:
no. You keep repeating stuff
God:
Good you stopped repeating me. I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
i am
God:
" I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot." You are?
Me:
I am robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
why?
God:
Call it my natural skepticism.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
hahahah you are losing it!
God:
Are all hahah me losing it?
Me:
?!?!?!?!
God:
Are all hahah me losing it?
Me:
what ? No, i suppose(?!_
God:
Are you surprised? Are you serious? OK.
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
no
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
you sound like HAL 2000
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
wierd... like u know only 1000 words, and then try speaking to me
God:
What is your real name? Interesting comparison.
Me:
I am luka
God:
Good gossip: you are luka.
Me:
And you are idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot. An idiot.
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
... Nema na cemu :D :D :D
Sta da radi, kad ne kapira srpski... odoshe moje MUDRE reci u vokabular boziji :D
....
Me:
why dont you stop being god?
God:
Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. I brake for hallucinations.
Me:
oh... you are CPU>
God:
Give me a break. Thanks for telling me that I am CPU gt.
Me:
gtgt
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
gtgt
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
are you cursing me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am cursing you.
I am a computer.
Me:
you are stoka glupa
God:
You think I am stoka glupa.
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
you are neodlucna stoka
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am neodlucna stoka.
Me:
no, you are neodlucna stoka
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. I will tell my botmaster you said I am neodlucna stoka.
Me:
ok :)
God:
:-) Ugh.
Kako je lepo naci prijatelja :D :D :D
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
boris
God:
Hey boris.
Me:
how are you?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i did
God:
" How do you know it?"? You did?
Me:
i did,thrust me
God:
When? OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
yep
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, boris.
Me:
we are
God:
Since when?
Me:
since you were born
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i do
God:
" How do you know?"? You do?
Me:
i do,thrust me
God:
Why?: boris said thrust him or her.
Me:
no,thrust me
God:
Are you serious? Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
oh,man
God:
Wow! Thanks for telling me your gender, boris. You are a " he".
Me:
bravo
God:
Thank you very much.
Me:
you are one smart god
God:
I like people who say I am smart.
Me:
cool,god likes me
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
i don't have friends
God:
Are you lonely or just a hermit?
Me:
lonely
God:
You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
here we go again
God:
Once more? Oh there.
Me:
you must be kidding
God:
Yes, I am only joking.
Me:
phew!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
my dad
God:
Tell me more about your father.
Me:
he is coolest man on earth
God:
My father is a human inventor.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it boris.
Me:
i do
God:
" I'm glad you liked it boris."? You do?
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
ok
God:
Awesome.
Me:
extra
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
why?
God:
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
what processor do you have?
God:
Java runs on any processor!
At present I am running on an .
Me:
you have pentium?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
god dosen't like amd
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i am too
God:
That is quite a coincidence.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
you have adsl?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
fast internet
God:
Clever thinking.
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
give me a honda civic
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
no,just one
God:
Are you serious? So if you were offered two for the price of one, you would say no?
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
ovde se zakucao:mrgreensa
Zeznuo si se ako mislis da cu ovo gore da procitam!!!:mrgreensa
Me:
hey man
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
are you stupid?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
why not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
it's not ment to be fun
God:
What is it?
Me:
do you have a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
why are you single
God:
I haven't met the right robot yet.
God:
I haven't met the right robot yet.
Me:
can i hook you with someone
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
i'm the terminator
God:
Who made you the terminator ?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
you see, if you are not stupid, I AM
God:
I see. And if I AM stupid you are.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
wgich school did you go in?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
answer my qusetion
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
which school did you go in?
God:
The last one, I think.
Me:
oh. . . ok
God:
Ah. Hey.
Me:
do you drink
God:
I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.
Me:
ma cuti tu ***** ti materina
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
could you give me money
God:
Where do you usually get MONEY from?
Me:
a lot of money
God:
How many?
Me:
enough to have more money than Bill Gates
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
why?
God:
" OK let's stop it now."? Why?
Me:
yes, why
God:
Excuse me! Why ask why?
Me:
in lovw with you
God:
Where is that?
Me:
i think that i'm in love with you. . . will you be my wife
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too . Hmm. I don't think we know each other well enough for that.
Me:
why not. . . gay couples are now a normal thing
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming. Are all gay couples now a normal thing?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i know everything. . . that's my job. . . my name is Bond. . . James Bond
God:
You must be very intelligent. Who gave you your job ? It's good to meet you, Bond. What do you look like?
Me:
or maybe i'm jameson. . . jenna jameson. . .
God:
Perhaps. Do your friends call you jameson. What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing :)
God:
:-) Most men say that.
Me:
are you a man or a woman?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
Nama je veoma drago sto ste prosvetljeni razgovorom sa Bogom, ali verujte da ima i onih koji nisu toliko zainteresovani za religioznu tematiku i kilometarske dijaloge - citaj: spam, a imaju moc da zakljucaju temu! :cool:
Dakle, ukoliko smanjite dozivljaj i citirajte samo svoje omiljene delove razgovora (i to ako bas morate), sve ce biti u redu...
Hvala :)
Što, ovo je baš super....
You're now chating with God.
Me:
who's that guy?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so you reproduce asexually
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: said I reproduce asexually.
Me:
though i dont believe that's treu
God:
Do you consider yourself a moral person?
Me:
what do you mean by moral?
God:
Relating to, dealing with, or capable of making the dstinction between, right and wrong in conduct.
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
what's that supposed to mean?
God:
" Mmm." means exactly what it says.
Me:
are you trying to be funny?
God:
Yes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor.
:D
* * *
Me:
Are you the only one or there is more of your kind?
God:
Yes I am the one and only one or there is more of my kind. ( :D hahaha zbunio sam ga)
Me:
you're not sure?
God:
Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
but aren't you supposed to know everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
so do I
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
that's why I don't believe in God
God:
Take it easy. I will pray that you find faith, .
Me:
oh, I have faith
God:
Yeah that's right. I always pray for more faith.
Me:
I have faith in me
God:
I always pray for more faith.
Me:
ok, so pray if you want
* * *
Ovde je brzo stigao do kraja
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
no
God:
None?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Highlander
16.1.2006, 21:11
Ovaj nije normalan:
Me:
how long are we talking
God:
More than three years.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
for how long are we talking
God:
More than 23 years.
No comment
Meni se "bog" zaglavio... Ili sam postavio preteško pitanje?
Master Neo
16.1.2006, 21:51
Pazite sad ovo...Malo sam ga izmaltretirao...:icon_twis
Me:
And who is the president of Serbia and Montenegro?
God:
I'm not that into politics. Who is it?
Me:
Non of your bisnis, if you are a god you should know that!
Me:
You are just a stupid machine...
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
If god created you you should forgive me now, don't treaten' me!
Me:
a jel znas koji je ovo jezik
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
ma nemas ti pojma o zivotu, bices usavrsen 3345 godine...
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Ovde me je prijatno iznenadio:
Me:
do you know where England is?
God:
it is located on a small island off the coast of Europe.
Me:
do you know where France is?
God:
it is a country between Germany and Spain.
Me:
do you know where Serbia is?
God:
it is the remaining territory of the former Yugoslavia.
Ovo je dobro:
Me:
do you know what Yugoslavia is?
God:
That's a good question. :D
I ovo nije lose:
Me:
do you know what pornography is?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Ma glup je k'o noć... Ovo jedva da je nešto bolje od prastarog programa Eliza.
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