Prikaži potpunu verziju : Metalci spasavaju princezu
Mislim da mnogi zanju za ove fore,ali evo za one koji nisu culi
Pozajmljeno je iz Metal Hammer-a cini mi se.....
Hehe...
This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.
* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the
princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
* THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
* HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
* FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep
(because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.
* VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe,
skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to
death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
* DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
* BLACK METAL The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle.
Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.
Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
* GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front
of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again,
slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time,
burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
* DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never
beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the
princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
* PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes.
The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom,
plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the
conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
* GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets
him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
* NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the
dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
Da znam :) neki ljudi kojima sam to pokazao su se bukvalno valjali od smeha dok su citali!
hahahahha najace je za nu metal :)
Znate onaj fazon "zašto je pile prešlo ulicu", pa kao Ajnštajn odgovara "nije prešlo nego se ulica pomerila pod njegovim nogama", Platon kaže "zbog opšteg dobra", Koštunica kaže "nisam obavešten" itd.
E, varijanta sa metal grupama:
Zašto je pile prešlo ulicu?
Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!
My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...
Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!
W.A.S.P.: To fuck something.
Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
Type O Negative: ...
Sentenced: To end its misery.
Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!
Satan Panonski: JER JE BILA BLUDNAAAAAAAAAAA I TREBA TRPITI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!
Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
(ubaci ime power metal benda): To fly on the wings of destiny!
Korn: To get away from abusive parents.
Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...
Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...?
Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!
Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!
Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS
Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...
Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!
Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!
Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...
Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!
Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Evergrey: It went in search of truth
Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!
Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?
Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..
Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, taht is where it falls apart...
System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide
[nastavak]
Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!
Symphony X - To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there
Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se....
Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!
Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...
Impaled Northern Moonforest: aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIII IIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Anal Cunt: Chicken's mom is gay.
Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!
Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars...
Bal-sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it's vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!
HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...
Limp bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!
Andromeda: Chicken = 2 chicken
Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!
Mayhem: To worship satan!
Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...
Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!
Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"
Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...
Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to dublin!
Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!
Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes*krijeeesht*
Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...
Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin' world go round!
Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll...
Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens
Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)
Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!
Turbonegro: Chicken's got erection.
Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!
Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!
Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green
Undercode: To raise his wings, cuz he knows who he is!
Dungeon: To meet his slave of love...
A za prvi post ima dodatak:
GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
METALCORE: The protagonist swings his feet and arms about wildly, accidently knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in an anger that someone messed up his dance routine.
INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
sasha vukelic
1.1.2006, 16:15
svaka cast onome ko je sve to smisljao!!
Kum Ruzvelt
4.2.2006, 18:29
:n_klanja: Alal vera.
HEhehhe citao sam ovo na jednom metal forumu, do jaja je... Ovo za pile je super :tapsh:
striderXIII
1.4.2006, 0:03
Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to Dublin!
hehe
Orthodox Celts: It's on the rocky road to Dublin!
F E N O M E N A L N O ! ! ! :aplauz: :rofl: :tapsh:
ha ha ha niste normalni
A ko kaze da jesmo,molicu fino?:D
dobro izvinjavam se sto se odmah ljutite?
Ih, što zapade ova tema u zapećak? Evo malo reanimacije... :D
WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Guitars don't get pregnant.
You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
Guitars don't have parents.
Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
You can share your Guitar with your friends.
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
Guitars don't get headaches.
Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.and last, but not least:
If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own.
WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
Guitars don't work late.
Your Guitar stays as clean as you want it to.
Guitars don't have parents or kids.
Guitars don't get sick.
Guitars don't get overweight, unless you like the Jumbo style.
If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
Your Guitar always has time for you.
Guitars don't watch TV.
Guitars never need a shave, nor do they have hair on their backs.
Guitars don't snore.
Guitars don't leave a mess in the kitchen or bathroom.
If you don't like the length of your Guitar's appendage you can get a new one.
You can try out as many Guitars as you like before you get your own.
You don't have to feed your Guitar.
Guitars never argue, you are always right.
Guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.
Guitars never try to show you off to their friends.
Guitars don't come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars.
Guitars don't sneak around with other Guitars.
Guitars don't care what you look like or what your age is.
Guitars don't care and don't comment about what you spend your money on.
Guitars don't care if you have to work late.
When you're playing, your Guitar doesn't care if other Guitars are bigger or better.
Guitars don't care about their performance.
Guitars don't get you pregnant.
Guitars don't have mothers.
When you've finished playing, you can put it away.
You don't have to praise a Guitar after playing it.
Guitars don't sulk.
Guitars don't bore you.
Guitars don't abandon you at gatherings for more interesting players.
Guitars don't have to prove anything.
Guitars don't try to change you once you've bought them.
Guitars don't get jealous of your male colleagues.
Guitars never interrogate you.
Second-hand Guitars don't brag about previous owners.
(nastavak)
Second-hand Guitars don't go to see previous owners when you're out of town.
You don't have to explain to a Guitar if you don't feel like playing tonight.
Guitars never put you down, yet you can put them down whenever you wish.
Guitars don't complain if you wear "sensible" clothes.
Guitars don't have egos.
Guitars don't need remote control units.
When you're lost you don't have to argue with your Guitar about stopping to ask the band for directions.
When your Guitar is being played too slow, you can speed up.
When you need someone to play with, your Guitar is happy to accomodate.
You buy the tools your Guitar needs; it doesn't buy tools that never get used.
You don't have to continually assure your Guitar that its string length is just right.
You determine the length and frequency of playing, and you're always in control.
Your Guitar never finishes before you do.
Your Guitar doesn't complain about your going out to dinner with your women friends rather than staying at home with it.
You never get helpful suggestions from your Guitar's mother.
Your Guitars will allow you to play it even on Super Bowl Sunday.
Your Guitar never complains if you put on a few pounds.
When your Guitar is dysfunctional you know how to get it fixed (and knowthat it can be fixed).
Your Guitar will never earn more than you do for the same job just because it's a Guitar.
Your Guitar never spends a "night out with the Guitars" and comes home with a strange rash on its fretboard.and last, but not least:
Your Guitar will never turn into a beer bellied blob of wood and metal on the couch in front of the TV.9140
Ljuti mama i tata pitaju se gde su pogrešili u vaspitanju deteta, pa ono ne sluša metal. :D
HOW TO CREATE A FOLK SONG
All folksongs begin with the phrase: ''I asked my love to take a walk'
The walk should be:
Down by the riverside
Past the prison
Into the valley
Over the sea and far away. It should NOT be:
To the store for a loaf of bread
To Wallmart
Along the Champs-Elysee, Park Avenue, or Pennsylvania Avenue
On rollerblades.
The conversation along the way should be about:
Your racehorse
The perfidious British
The revelation that you are her/his longlost brother/husband/blacksmith/Lord
The inevitable baby
Murder
Places to be mentioned include:
Botany Bay
The Mountains of ...
A Land called Honalee
Carrickfergus
The valley
The fair
All of the above in reverse order, Botany Bay always coming last.
All folk songs repeat the same words in each verse, but move them around until one person is killed or the ghost appears. If the ghost appears, it repeats the original verses and the process begins all over again. This is known as revenge.
The chorus of all folk songs is half of the words of the verse moved around some more, and with the addition of some poignant nonsense syllables, all in a minor key. No new information is provided.
References to work in folk songs should include:
Hammers (visionary or steam)
Railroad trains, preferably on the same track hurtling towards each other
Lots of whales
Sowing, reaping, harvesting, babies dropped in furrows, etc.
Job categories allowed in folk songs include:
Circus work
Lighthouse keeping
Mourning
Gypsying (especially kidnapping)
Blowing up British buildings.
References to work in folk songs should avoid the following job categories:
Insurance
Work for any government agency except prisons
Re-insurance
Words that can be sprinkled at random over folk songs:
gather,
farewell,
thee,
dead,
twa,
alas,
true love,
bonnie, dagger,
do Lord.
and so on.... These apply mostly to ballads:
True loves are always either:
Missing (gone for seven years)
Dead (see Necrophilia element)
In disguise
Your brother/sister (either known or unknown)
False (off chasing/married to another)
If it's a happy ending, it's a very rare folksong...
If your true love is dead, you must:
Long to kiss his/her dead lips or other portions of the anatomy (The Tradition of Necrophilia)
Never love again
Have done her in yourself after spending all night diggin' of her grave
Have done him in yourself because he done you wrong
If you are a sailor, and you meet a fair young lady, you will:
Wind up with no money and no clothes, wearing a dress (the Transvestite Element)
Get laid after pulling her string
Acquire a painful and unpleasant social disease
Get shot after she dresses in men's clothing and finds you've been false
(see Transvestite Element)
If you are a young lady, and you meet a sailor, you will:
Turn him down because he's dirty
Turn him down because you don't recognize him
Change your mind when you find out he's got money
Change your mind after experiencing his sexual prowess
Dress up in man's clothing (the Transvestite Element, yet again)
And LOTS of metaphors!! Refering to various actions, body parts, etc., should be as circumspect as possible. Birds,flowers,alcoholic beverages,(blud red wine, etc)... may be freely substituted for lips, breasts etc.
And for Male Parts...anything is ok as long as it is longer than it is wide.
Women who are NOT active heroines in the song may be given away as prizes to men who achieve some goal...such as killing villians, saving ships, etc.
You are a bona fide folk singer if:
you have nine different guitar capos, including a semi-automatic flipoff
your first name is one syllable long, or at most is two syllables that end in a vowel, e.g. Doc, Pete, Woody, Joan, Judy
you learned the song on a porch, preferably one with a sofa with the insides sprung out
you refuse to make an anatomical pun about “The Londonderry Air”
you have ''This X fights Y'' inscribed somewhere on your instrument,
e.g.''this E string fights sexism''.
you have a dog named after a color. You are not a bona fide folk singer if:
you play the Hammond Organ
your first name is Brittany (unless you are a boy)
your last name is Rockefeller or Windsor
you learned the song from your chauffeur or housekeeper, unless her name is Elizabeth Cotton
you have a sticker on your guitar that reads: “Baby On Board”
you have a cat (whether it comes back or not) or goldfish (see Entry under whales). You can have a horse as long as you race it in England or France.
Najjace je za PROGRESSIVE METAL :rofl:
a nije lose ni za GRIND i METALCORE.... :rofl:
a ovo za pile smara...
Tako mi moje kose pustane poslijednjih 5 godina i duge brade... ovo je uzasno...
Boli me stomak koliko sam se okinuo od smjeha...
auu ko je ovo smislio bas je zanimljivo:aplauz:
ali najjaci su death metalci
pociste sve za sobom:Freddy::boxing::rofl:
Jedan moj drugar je imao varijantu za thrash metal :D
Thrash metalhead arive in a truck with several thrashers :D
They kill the dragon,then grab the princess to the truck and all fuck her to death :D
Evo jos nekih muzicarskih fora,naleteh na yumu(YU Metal)na njih ;) :D
- Koliko je potrebno bubnjara da promeni sijalicu?
- Četvorica; jedan se popne na stolicu, odšrafi pregorelu sijalicu i zameni je novom, dok trojica stoje sa strane i raspravljaju o tome da li je muzika bila bolja u "stara dobra vremena".
- Kako znamo da nam gitarista kuca na vrata?
- Prosto - kucanje postaje sve glasnije.
- Kako zovemo gitaristu koga je ostavila devojka?
- Beskućnik.
- Koja je razlika između gitariste i basiste?
- Gitarista je interesantniji za slušanje.
- Zašto gitarista podseća na balističku raketu?
- Oboje su agresivni i dozlaboga neprecizni.
- Šta se baca u vodu ka gitaristi koji se upravo davi?
- Njegovo pojačalo.
- Zašto su pitalice o gitaristima tako kratke?
- Da bi ostatak grupe mogao da ih razume.
- U čemu je razlika između basiste i nosoroga?
- Jedno stvorenje je beskorisno, beslovesno i pušta duboke prdeće zvukove, a drugo je nosorog.
- Kako se uspeva da gitaristi zasvetle oči?
- Uključena baterijska lampa mu se uperi u uvo.
- U čemu je razlika između violine i gudala?
- Koga je briga... Ni jedno nije gitara.
- Šta se kaže gitaristi odevenom u svečano odelo i sa kravatom?
- "Neka optuženi ustane...".
- Kako znamo da je bina valjano postavljena i idealno vodoravna?
- Gitaristi ravnomerno cure bale sa obe strane usta.
- Šta se dobija kad se ukrsti Ingvi Malmstin sa hobotnicom?
- Gitarista sposoban da odsvira kompoziciju Stiva Vaija.
- Šta treba da se uradi da dvojica gitarista sviraju unisono?
- Jednog valja upucati.
- Koliko je gitarista potrebno da promeni pregorelu sijalicu?
- Petorica. Jedan to zapravo i uradi, dok se četvorica raspravljaju da li su bolja lampaška ili tranzistorska pojačala. (NAPOMENA: ovaj vic dolazi iz bubnjarskog tabora!).
- Kako znamo da je basista benda preminuo?
- Puna flasa vinjaka je netaknuta, kao i gomila stripova iza pojačala.
- Koja je definicija optimiste?
- Basista koji otplaćuje kredit na stan/kuću.
- Zašto su izmišljena pojačala?
- Da gitaristi i basisti imaju na čemu da drže flaše i konzerve piva.
- Koju rečenicu je skoro nemoguće čuti na bilo kom jeziku na svetu?
- "Onaj Porše pred dvoranom... Je l' gitaristin?".
- Kako znamo da basista nije naštimovan?
- Prsti mu se pokreću preko zica.
Basista: "Dobar dan želim. Mogu li da kupim jednog kombo-Ampega i Fenderov Presižn, moliću?"
Trgovac: "A, vi mora da ste basista. Jesam li u pravu..?"
Basista: "Ka... Kako ste samo pogodili?!"
Trgovac: "Lako. Ovo je mesara".
Gitarista se žali lekaru kako mu je ozbiljno opala koncentracija i kako mu je memorija ugrožena - više nije u stanju da pamti akorde i harmonske promene, sva sola su mu na isti kalup i počeo je da se plaši kako će da izgubi sve tezge. Pošto doktor nije bio u stanju da išta pronađe detaljnim ispitivanjem, zamolio je gitaristu za dozvolu da mu se amputira mozak i ostavi na nedelju dana radi još detaljnijih analiza. Posle sedam dana od gitariste ni traga ni glasa! Posle mesec dana doktor počne da paniči i krene da traži gitaristu i - nabasa na njega u komšiluku, u bifeu! Lekar ga zgrabi za revere i izdere se: "Pobogu, čoveče! Pa znaš li koliko mi već tvoj mozak stoji u laboratoriji, čekajući da ti ga vratim u lobanju?! Zašto nisi došao u zakazano vreme???". Gitarista ga odmeri preko krigle piva i reče: "Znaš šta, veterinar.. slobodno ti to zadrži, meni više ne treba. Prešaltovao sam se na bas-gitaru".
Tata poklanja sinu bas-gitaru za trinaesti rođendan, skupa sa knjigom početničkih lekcija za instrument i nalazi mu privatnog nastavnika. Po povratku sa prvog časa, tata upita svoju diku i ponos: "Pa, šta si naučio na svom prvom času, sine?". "Naučio sam šta je oktava i kako se svira na E-žici", odgovori momak. Sledeće nedelje, nakon drugog časa, tata ponovi pitanje, a sin mu odgovori kako je naučio kako se svira oktava na A-žici. Treće sedmice sina nema posle časa. Pojavljuje se sa zakašnjenjem od nekoliko sati posle ponoći, sav neuredan i bazdeći na duvan i pivo. Zaprepašćen tata ga ipak bojažljivo upita: "Šta se to danas desilo na času, zaboga..?", a dečak odgovori: "Izvini, ćale... Nisam ni stigao da odem kod nastavnika na čas. Zaglavio sam na tezgi u klubu!".
Menadžer spazi gitaristu i basistu kako se besomučno tuku iza bine pred sam nastup! Prileti i nekako ih razdvoji, sve raščupane i krvave. "Ma, jeste li vas dvojica normalni? Znate li vi, ludaci jedni, da nastupate za deset minuta!". Basista zareza: "Ovo đubre mi je raštimovalo jednu od žica na bas-gitari!". "I..? U čemu je tu problem?", upita menadžer iritirano. "Pederčina neće da mi prizna koju žicu mi je s*****o!", odgovori basista.
Kako se primeti u bendu da nedostaje basista?
- Sami morate da nosite svoj instrument
- Svirke odjednom počinju da zvuče mnogo bolje
- U kombiju i u garderobi više ne smrdi
WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Neznam... ali obzirom da imam cetiri (4) gitare po tome ispade da sam zesci bigamista :aplauz:
Covenant
12.10.2007, 16:09
Tja i niko vise da da komenatar :rolleyes:
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